Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically. We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn’t believe the overwhelming response and giggles! Big thanks to all of you for contributing a funny joke on our facebook wall and add your favorite joke of the day to the comments below and I will keep adding suggested jokes and and adding them…

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Nothing is better than hearing kids laugh out loud!

Funny Jokes for Kids

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    I buried my funnybone out in the backyard…

    Animal Jokes for Kids

    1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela

    2 – Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce

    3 – What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie

    4 – What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda

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    Let’s tell a dinosaur joke!

    5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey

    6 – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina

    7 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie

    8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
    Boy: I was smelling a brose.
    Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
    Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

    9 – Knock knock.   Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interr…
    MOO!!
    (This joke is hard to write out. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
    Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!)   – Keri

    Related: More Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

    10 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber

    11 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim

    12 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice

    13 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda

    14 – Knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna

    15 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken

    16 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda

    17 – I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot. -Lisa

    18 – Q: What is a koala’s favorite drink? A: A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! -Zahra

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    Let’s tell a chicken joke!

    19 – What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs? A mathema-CHICKEN – Tammy

    20 – Q: What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone? A:SHELLfies! -Charlotte

    21 – What’s a cat’s favorite color? PURRRRRR-ple! -Lauren

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    I can’t stop giggling…

    22 – Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty

    23 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen

    24 – What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The OUTSIDE! -Natalie

    25 – What did the cheetah say after dinner? That hit the spot, spot, spot, spot. – Teri

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    Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! {giggle}

    Preschoolers Kids Jokes

    26 – Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8” 9! – Kelly

    27 – Q: What did “0” say to “8”? A: Nice belt! – Shanon

    28 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire

    29 – What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara

    30 – What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda

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    31 – What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan

    32 – What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina

    33 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey

    34 – What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy

    35 – Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep? A: you “rocket”! – Kristi

    36 – Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Dude, do you smell carrots? -Toben

    37 – What did the Mama Buffalo say to her Baby Buffalo when she dropped him off at school? BI-SON! -Beverly

    38 – Q: What do you call wooden cubes enjoying a happy gathering? A: A block party! -Sara

    39 – What do farmers give each other on Valentines Day?? Lots of HOGS & kisses! -Kelli

    40 – What is the scariest tree? BamBOO! -Summer

    41 – How did Elsa lose her balloon? She “Let it go!” – Katie

    42 – Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren

    43 – What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan

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    What school does a banana attend? Sundae School! {giggle}

    Silly Kid Jokes about Food

    44 – Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate

    45 – What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin

    46 – Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie

    47 – Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale

    48 – What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee

    49 – Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen

    50 – What has eyes, but can’t see? A potato! -Randi

    51 – Q: What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? A: Cool Ranch! -Ellyn

    52 – Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon-AID! – Jac

    53 – Knock Knock! Who’s there. LETTUCE… Lettuce Who? –>Lettuce in it’s cold outside! -Crystal

    54 – Q: Do you know what “muffins” spelled backwards is? A:It’s what you do when you take them out of the oven…SNIFFUM!!! -Julie

    55 – What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger? KETCHUP! -Alice

    56 – Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A:Ba-na-na-na (to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth) – Teri

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    What did one potty say to the other? You look a little flushed! {giggle}

    Kid Friendly Jokes About Bodily Functions

    56 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam

    57 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela

    58 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts!   – Jessica

    59 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy

    60 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica

    61 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen

    62 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden

    63 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah

    64 – Where do cow farts come from? The DAIRY-‘ere! – Tammy

    Best Dad Jokes for Kids

    65 – Where does Dad keep all his jokes? In the dadabase! -Lisa

    66 – How do you plan a party in space? You planet! -Ellen

    67 – What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? THUNDERWEAR! -Lesley

    68 – Why is a magician so good at hockey? Because he can do a hat trick! -Rikki

    69 – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: TOAD! – Rockee

    70 – Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He was going to HIGH school. (ba-dum-tss) – Kristin

    71 – Q: What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES! -Molly

    72 – What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake! -Randi

    73 – Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Do you want to go to the moooooovies? -Apolonia

    74 – What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! -Maureen

    75 – Q: Have you seen the dog bowl? A: I didn’t know our dog could bowl… -Chris

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    1. My sons are 6 and 9. My 6 year old is learning to read.
      While driving to the shopping plaza we saw three signs and my six year old read them out loud…

      Khol’s Staples Dick’s

      My husband and son at same time said “ouch”.